Are you tired of living in fear that someone, somewhere is monitoring your every move? Well, you're in luck! Welcome to the /paranoid/ subpage, where the truth is out there, and so are the eyes of Big Brother.
1. Your computer is making weird noises, but you're pretty sure it's not just your cat.
2. Your browser history is always up-to-date, as if someone has been manually updating it for you.
3. You've been getting an unusual number of pop-up ads for 'surveillance equipment'.
4. Your favorite snack foods are always mysteriously replenished, but your favorite books are not.
1. Install a VPN, but let's be real, it's probably not foolproof.
2. Use a secure browser, but don't expect it to protect you from the government.
3. Wear a tin foil hat, but only if you're prepared for the fashion police to show up at your doorstep.
4. Learn to code your own surveillance-detecting AI, but don't expect it to be any more secure than your browser's built-in ad blocker.
Join us in the fight against the all-seeing eye of the digital overlords! Click here to learn more and join the ranks of the Paranoid.
We're not actually watching you, but just in case we are, don't do anything suspicious, like, you know, actually do anything.