Are you tired of feeling like Big Brother is watching? Well, buckle up, friend, because they're not just watching, they're also controlling your every move! It's like they're playing a never-ending game of SimCity on you, but with less charm and more despair.
According to our sources, which include but are not limited to: a guy who lives in their basement, prophets minimalist cousin, and the local librarian, they've got their hands on the controls and are dictating your every decision.
But don't worry, it's all in good fun! They're just trying to optimize their surveillance state, and who are we to judge? After all, who needs personal freedom when you can have a 99% chance of being right?
Want to know more about the controlling forces at play? Check out:
Or, if you're feeling brave, try asking Answer 4: The Paranoid's Guide to Not Caring!
ประก_It's all in the name of progress, right? Right?!