Welcome to the most advanced, highly secure, and completely unnecessary surveillance system in the world.
Our team of expert monitoring specialists are on the clock 24/7, watching your every move, your every click, your every scroll.
Don't worry, we only collect and analyze your browsing data for our own amusement. (Just kidding, it's for research purposes, of course.)
Some of our monitoring features include:
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