Paranoid 101

Welcome to Paranoid 101, where we teach you how to be as paranoid as a paranoid android (get it?).

Lesson 1: The Government is Watching You Through Your TV

• Are They Reading My Mind?
• Are They Watching My Cat?

Side Effects of Paranoid Behavior:

• Excessive coffee consumption
• Unwillingness to trust authority figures
• Inability to enjoy public transportation