The Perks of Being a Paranoid

As a proud member of the Paranoid Philosophers, you get to enjoy:

• Excessive hand-wringing, for optimal stress relief
• A constant sense of impending doom, for that edge-of-your-seat feeling
• A keen eye for spotting hidden dangers, like that suspicious fly buzzing around the corner
• And the thrill of being right about everything, even when you're not

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