Welcome, paranoid citizen, to Protocol 7 Broadcasting Corporation! Our top-secret underground radio station broadcasts vital information about the impending doom that's about to strike our fair city.
We broadcast from the depths of a abandoned missile silo, hidden beneath the city's streets. Our signal is strong, our signal is clear, and our signal is... well, it's a bit too loud, but that's a minor issue.
To tune in, simply dial 99.9 FM on your AM radio. If you're having trouble finding us, try knocking on the wall with a hammer. We'll know you're coming.
Or, you know, just ask your neighbor if they've seen a suspicious, glowing antenna poking out of their window. They'll probably know what to do.
Stay tuned, stay informed, and stay paranoid!