Where paranoia meets snacking, we're the ones in charge. And by "we," I mean the Illuminati of Snack Enthusiasts.
Our mission: acquire, hoard, and protect the world's most elusive snacks. Think Cheetos, but not just Cheetos.
Want to join the Society? It'll only cost you $100, but don't worry, it's a steal.
Or, you know, you can just casually snack on your own, but where's the fun in that?
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