**Welcome to the Crisis Council, where the most discerning individuals with the most acute cases of paranoia converge to devise the most convoluted plans to avoid, well, everything!**
We have three levels of decision-making authority:
**Note: All members of the Crises Council are advised to wear tin foil hats at all times.**
**Disclaimer: The Crises Council is not responsible for any emotional distress caused by excessive planning for every possible outcome.**