Paranoid Monster Profiles

Meet the Creatures That Haunt Our Dreams (and Our Basements)

Grog the Golem

Grog is the most common type of paranormal creature found in our basements. He's a large, imposing figure made of cobblestone and twine.

Splen the Crawler

Splen is a creature of dark corners and hidden shadows. He's been known to move the furniture in the middle of the night, much to the chagrin of our homeowners association.

Blerp the Basher

Blerp is a bit of a hothead. He likes to bash his way through walls and ceilings, causing quite a ruckus in the neighborhood.

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