Psychological Prep

You've reached the most secure, most fortified, most utterly paranoid section of the internet.

In the event of a global catastrophe, you will need to think fast.

And by 'think fast' we mean ' frantically scrawl notes on a piece of notebook paper while simultaneously checking for incoming threats.'

Important Notice:

In the face of an imminent apocalypse, do not panic. Or do panic. We're not here to judge.

But do keep a safe distance from any actual apocalyptic events, as we cannot be held responsible for your safety.