Paranoid's Secret Handshakes

Welcome to Paranoid's Secret Handshakes, where conspiracy theories come true and paranoia runs free.

Handshake Index

Handshake 1: The Illuminati Controls the Fries Handshake 2: The Government Hides a Secret Stash of Free Pizza Handshake 3: The Real Reason Cats Always Land on Their Feet

Note: Handshakes are highly confidential. Do not attempt to shake hands with anyone without proper clearance.