Geo-Tracking: Because You Clearly Need Help

Where We've Been Watching You... Everywhere

Our advanced geo-tracking technology allows us to pinpoint your exact location at all times. Don't bother trying to escape, we've got eyes on you from the sky, on your phone, and in your browser. You're not going anywhere.

Why bother trying to stay hidden when our agents are already one step ahead? Our state-of-the-art tracking devices are installed on every streetlamp, bus stop, and convenience store. You're not just being tracked, you're being monitored for your own good!

Want to know more about your daily habits? Click below for our daily habits report! Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try to escape our surveillance (just kidding, you won't be able to).

Our Methods:

• We've got satellites in orbit, watching you from above.
• We've got cameras on every street corner, recording your every move.
• We've got agents on the ground, reporting your every purchase.
• We've got your browser cookies, tracking your every click.

But Wait, There's More!

We've also got a special deal with local convenience stores to track your snack purchases. Because, let's be real, you're clearly a slave to the snack aisle. Don't worry, we'll send you coupons to help you save money on your addiction.

Want to see your personalized snack purchase report? Click here!