Settings 3: Maximum Paranoia Mode

Adjusting your settings to maximum levels of paranoia

Welcome to Settings 3, where you can fine-tune your paranoia settings to an unhealthy level. Be sure to consult your doctor before making any changes.

• Increase font size to 100pt for maximum readability
• Enable auto-scrolling background images for maximum distraction
• Add a 10-second delay between key presses for maximum contemplation
• Set your browser's font to Comic Sans for maximum eye strain
• Make the background color a gradient of random pixels for maximum confusion

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