Warning: This page is not for the faint of heart.
Are you tired of waking up in a cold sweat with a mouthful of drool? Do you yearn for the sweet release of a well-timed alarm clock blast? Look no further! Our expert team of sleep consultants has crafted a comprehensive guide to avoiding sleep with eyelids closed.
Learn Techniques for Avoiding Sleep
Join the Paranoid Sleep Support Group
Call the Sleep Deprivation Hotline: 1-800-SNOOZE
Or, if you will, invent your own solution.