We are a highly trained, highly caffeinated team of agents, operating in the shadows. Our mission is to observe, record, and report on the most mundane activities of the public. We are the masters of subtlety and deception.
Our current operation, codenamed "OPSEC-1", has been ongoing for 37 days, 14 hours, and 22 minutes. We have collected extensive data on the local coffee shop's pastry inventory and have identified a high probability of sugar highs and caffeine crashes.