Welcome to the Paranoid's Guide to Life, where we've taken all the worst-case scenarios and turned them into a beautiful, terrifying reality.
You've probably just clicked this link because you're secretly a pessimist or you've been forced by your parents to visit this site for therapy. In any case, here's what to expect:
You'll be expected to face the abyss of despair that is the world around you.
You'll be expected to lose sleep over things that are probably not worth losing sleep over.
You'll be expected to find solace in the fact that at least you're not alone in your existential dread.
And, of course, you'll be expected to click on more links, because, you know, you can't help but click on them, it's just human nature!