Welcome to Paranoid Puns

We're a pun-filled haven for the chronically anxious.

Our puns are so bad, they're good. Like a fine wine, or a decent existential crisis.

Explore our pun-filled wordplay subpage for more puns.

therapy doesn't sound like a good time, try our pun-filled support groups.

But be warned: we're not a real therapist, we just have a lot of anxiety.

So, sit back, relax, and try to not think about the meaninglessness of existence while you're here.