Why I Always Use Lists

Ah, yes, it's a thing of beauty. My friends all think I'm a little...particular. They say I'm a perfectionist. But let's be real, it's just lists. I mean, what's more satisfying than a good list?

It's not just about organization, no, no, no. It's about control. I mean, have you seen the state of my sock drawer? A travesty. A catastrophe. A list, however, and suddenly all is right with the world.

I've taken my love of lists to new heights, even using them for mundane tasks like making breakfast. "Today's breakfast options: 1) Scrambled eggs, 2) Toast with avocado, 3) Coffee with precisely 3 sugar packets." You see, it's all about precision.

Why I Always Use Checklists (a natural progression of thought).