Why I Might Start Using Them

It's been a while since I last considered wearing them, but recent events have led me to wonder if it's time to reevaluate the practicality of socks as self-defense in the modern world.

• Increased anxiety levels
• Heightened sense of unease
• More frequent visits to the doctor

Perhaps, just perhaps, it's time to dust off the old duct tape collection and give it a new lease on life.

Or maybe, just maybe, I'll stick to duct tape for all occasions, and just wear socks as a form of performance art.

Only time will tell.