January 8, 2023: The day when the coffee machine in the break room finally broke down and had to be replaced with a manual pour-over. The horror!
Also, it's the day when Bob from accounting spilled coffee on the conference table and now the entire office smells like burnt beans. Joy.
On a lighter note, the new intern, Dave, is trying to start a book club, and we're all required to read "The Time Machine" by H.G. Wells. Wish us luck!