Welcome to the Paranoid Community Resources page! Because, you know, you can never be too prepared.
Because, you know, the world is going to end in a blaze of fiery doom and you want to be ready.
Download the 300-page manual on building a doomsday bunker in your backyard Emergency equipment checklist: because you never know when the zombie apocalypse will happenBecause, you know, people are going to start wearing masks in public and you need to be ready
How to politely decline invitations to social events without hurting anyone's feelings A 5-year plan for complete social isolation, including tips on how to cook for yourself for 10 years without getting boredBecause, you know, your kids are going to be a liability when the apocalypse comes
How to teach your kids to be paranoid and resourceful, even in the face of certain doom Child safety tips for when the world goes up in flamesAnd, of course, there's always the Paranoid Philosophy page, because, you know, the meaning of life is just a bunch of meaningless, arbitrary rules and regulations
Stay paranoid, stay prepared, and stay tuned for more resources!