Paranoid Community Resources

Welcome to the Paranoid Community Resources page! Because, you know, you can never be too prepared.

Emergency Preparedness

Survival Guide for the Utterly Paranoid

Because, you know, the world is going to end in a blaze of fiery doom and you want to be ready.

Download the 300-page manual on building a doomsday bunker in your backyard Emergency equipment checklist: because you never know when the zombie apocalypse will happen

Prepper's Guide to Social Isolation

Because, you know, people are going to start wearing masks in public and you need to be ready

How to politely decline invitations to social events without hurting anyone's feelings A 5-year plan for complete social isolation, including tips on how to cook for yourself for 10 years without getting bored

Paranoid Parenting 101

Because, you know, your kids are going to be a liability when the apocalypse comes

How to teach your kids to be paranoid and resourceful, even in the face of certain doom Child safety tips for when the world goes up in flames

And, of course, there's always the Paranoid Philosophy page, because, you know, the meaning of life is just a bunch of meaningless, arbitrary rules and regulations

Stay paranoid, stay prepared, and stay tuned for more resources!