html Chapter 1: Pre-Flight Checklist for the Chronically Paranoid

Chapter 1: The Checklist for the Chronically Paranoid

Are you prepared to face the horrors of flight?

 

Check your seat cushion for any signs of alien life

Verify that the in-flight snacks are not a government experiment

Make sure the safety instructions are not actually a ransom note

 

Remember, it's always better to be safe than sorry!

Continue to Chapter 2: The In-Flight Entertainment System is a Trap