NOTIFICATION: SYSTEM ALERT SYSTEM ACTIVATED
TO: Paranoid Pilot
FROM: System Administrator
SUBJECT: INCOMING THREAT DETECTED
WARNING: Your nemesis, the diabolical Captain Oblivion, has been spotted in the vicinity of your base.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
- Avoid eye contact with Captain Oblivion at all costs.
- Do not engage in small talk.
- In the event of an attack, deploy countermeasures and activate stealth mode.
- Proceed with extreme caution.