Paranoid Predictions - Contact

Warning: Do not attempt to contact us unless you want to hear about the impending doom that's coming your way.

Or, you know, just to complain about the apocalypse that's probably already here but nobody told you.

Either way, we're happy to hear from you.

Our address is: Physical Address of Despair or Lost Email of Desperation

Or, you know, just show up at our doorstep and we'll try to ignore you.