Subpage 10: Paranoid Predictions

Welcome to Subpage 10, where our predictions are so accurate, they're almost certainly wrong.

We've been watching you, and we know you're going to...

• ...eat a whole pizza by yourself on Tuesday.
• ...spill coffee on your shirt on Wednesday.
• ...forget your keys on Thursday.

Our team of experts has carefully crafted these predictions using advanced algorithms and a dash of desperation.

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(Note: Our predictions may not be 100% accurate, but they're 100% fun.)