Paranoid Self-Care

Welcome to Paranoid Self-Care, where we help you prepare for the impending doom that is life.

Are you worried about the apocalypse? Do you think the government is spying on you? Do you fear for your safety at all hours of the night? You're in luck! We've got you covered.

Learn how to prepare for the apocalypse with our expert guides on building a bunker, stockpiling canned goods, and identifying potential government agents in your neighborhood.

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