Existential Paranoia: The Many Flavors

Existential paranoia is the feeling that the universe is just a simulation created by a higher power, and we're all just trapped inside.

Or maybe it's just your aunt's cat.

Types:

• Midlife Crisis Paranoia
• Simulation Paranoia
• Robot Takeover Paranoia
• Paranoid Robot Takeover
• Quantum Fluctuation Paranoia

Causes of Existential Paranoia

Is it the meaninglessness of existence?

Or is it the constant stream of cat videos on social media?

Perhaps it's just your neighbor's lawnmower?