The Paranoid Survivalist Handbook

Survival Tips

1. Build a bunker in your backyard. No, really, build one in your backyard. It's the only way to be safe.

2. Store 5 years' worth of canned beans in your pantry. Trust us, it's a thing.

3. Learn Morse code. It's the only way to communicate in a post-apocalyptic world.

Panic Preps and Bugout Locations are just some of the topics we'll be covering.

Subtopics

Paranoid Philosophy

Paranoid Psychology

Paranoid Productivity