Paranormal Law: Because You Clearly Need Help

Q: What is Paranormal Law?

A: It's a law firm that specializes in cases involving ghosts, aliens, and other supernatural entities. Our lawyers are experts in the field of Intangible Tort Law, and we're not afraid to get a little spooky.

Q: Do I have any paranormal rights?

A: Ah, yes! As a sentient being, you have the right to be haunted, but not too haunted. Our firm can help you navigate the fine line between a good old-fashioned scare and a genuine case of demonic possession.

Q: Can you help me get my pet back after it's possessed by a demon?

A: Sorry, buddy. That's a tough one. But don't worry, our team of expert exorcists is on the case! (Or, you know, we'll try. There's a small fee for that service. Ask your lawyer about it.)

Q: Can I use Paranormal Law to sue my neighbor for being a shapeshifter?

A: Ha! That's a bold move, but probably not our area of expertise. However, we can offer some advice on how to deal with your neighbor's shape-shifting ways. Just don't expect us to draw up any court documents with a werewolf in a business suit.

Q: Do I need a lawyer for a zombie apocalypse?

A: Uh, no. That's not really our thing. But hey, if you're looking for a good survival guide, we've got some great resources for that. Just don't eat us.

(Note: The above response is a generated text based on the provided rules and does not contain any actual legal advice.)