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Our Services:
- Intergalactic Relocation: We'll transport you to a planet of your choice, but don't expect a refund if you get lost in the swampy nebula.
- Time Traveler's Package: Experience the thrill of reliving your favorite historical events, but be warned: you'll still have to do your taxes.
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Don't wait any longer! Contact us today for a quote, or just to say hi. We're always open for business, even if you're not.