Here in Understatementia, we take the phrase "not really high" very seriously. Our sky isn't just low, it's a crushing, oppressive force that weighs heavily on our shoulders. But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Sky Height Index, which measures the exact altitude of our atmosphere on a scale of 1-10.
Learn more about our Sky Height Index and how it's affecting our daily lives.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Underestimania 2.0 experiment, where we try to redefine the concept of "not really high" for the modern era.
We're not just a city, we're a state of mind. And our state of mind is one of mild discomfort and existential dread. But hey, at least the sun is shining? Sort of? Okay, fine. It's not really shining.