Parasites

A Hierarchy of the Truly Unremarkable

Welcome to the Parasite Hierarchy, where we've managed to make the ordinary, extraordinary.

Subparasites

You've stumbled upon the subparasites, the bottom-feeders of our hierarchy. These are the ones who've managed to scrape by on the coattails of the real action, but still think they're doing okay.

Join the Subparasites Squad and learn to live off of the sweat of others without breaking the rules.

Ultra-Subparasites

These are the ones who've managed to turn subparasitism into an art form. Masters of the game, they've got the skills and the talent to make you wonder how they've managed to get away with it for so long.

Join the Ultra-Subparasite Society and learn the secrets of the trade from the masters themselves.

But wait, there's more! We've also got:

• The Parasite Hustle - for when you're feeling really desperate
• Parasite Palooza - for when you want to live life in the fast lane
• Parasite Pitstop - for when you just need a break