Did you know that beets are not just a harmless root vegetable? No, beets are actually the root of all evil. Literally.
They're like tiny, edible vampires, sucking the life force out of your soil and leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. It's like they're trying to take over the world, one garden bed at a time.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our subpage on Soil Sucking Beets for more information on the parasitic beets' favorite snacking spots.
Or, if you're feeling brave, head on over to Beet-Related Nightmares for some truly terrifying tales of beet-induced terror.