Parasitic Hygiene: Because Adulting is Hard

Don't be a leech, be a host!

Learn the art of not being a parasite, but still getting the benefits.

Subpages:

• Feeding Frenzy: The Art of Not Being Too Hungry
• Squirming into the Night: Parasitic Hygiene for the Insomniac
• Slime Squad: The Benefits of a Good Parasitic Coating