Welcome to Parasitic Utopia

Where the parasites are always welcome, and the hosts are always... tolerated.

Our Guide to Covert Coexistence

Learn how to live with your parasites in harmony, or at least, without too much discomfort.

Discover the secrets of feeding your parasites without getting caught, and the importance of not getting too attached.

Check out our community's favorite things to do while being parasitized!

Host-a-Thons: Compete to see who can host the most parasites in a single day.
Parasite Bingo: Guess who's got what parasite in their kitchen.
Parasitic Karaoke: Sing your favorite tunes while being slowly consumed from the inside out.

Get in touch with other parasites and hosts, and join the conversation!

Help us keep the lights on, and the tapeworms off.

Parasitic Utopia is not responsible for any damage caused by parasites. Use at your own risk.