Welcome to the unorthodox parenting guide you never knew you needed. Here, you'll find the most unorthodox advice on raising your little humans.
Learn the secrets of creating an eternal cycle of resentment and guilt. Includes chapters on "The Art of Withholding Affection," "The Power of Sarcasm," and "The Joy of Disguising Your Emotions."
Read MoreGet the most out of your tiny overlords by exploiting their love of screens and snacks. Includes tips on "How to Turn Your Living Room into a Playroom," "The Art of Negotiating Screen Time," and "The Secret to Feeding Them Anything You Like."
Read MoreLearn the secrets of raising your child to be just like you. Includes chapters on "The Art of Reinforcing Your Own Childhood Traumas," "The Power of Projection," and "The Joy of Passing on Your Own Fears and Insecurities."
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