Parenting Techniques for the Technologically Challenged

Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Yelling "I'll Google It Later!"

Step 1: Wait for the child to ask you a question, then stare blankly into space, and say "I'll Google it later." Step 2: Spend the next 10 minutes searching for answers on your phone while the child waits patiently. Step 3: Pretend you're doing important work while secretly scrolling through cat videos. Repeat as necessary.

Technique 2: Digital Herdsmanship - The Art of Navigating Social Media as a Family

Technique 3: Parenting Hacks for the Tech-Phobe - A 7-Step Guide to Faking It Till You Make It

Remember, the key to successful parenting as a technologically challenged individual is not to be perfect, but to be willing to make it up as you go along. And also to have a good Wi-Fi connection.

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