It's a myth. A cruel, cruel myth perpetuated by your aunt, your mother, and that one friend from high school. But let's be real, you can't have it all. Not really. You can't be the CEO of a major corporation, a professional cage wrestler, and a world-renowned pastry chef all at once. Sorry.
But don't worry! You can still be a mediocre parent who occasionally forgets to feed their kids. It's a start!