Warning: This method is not recommended for the faint of heart.
Or for anyone with a pulse, really.
Dr. Horrorific, Esq. here, has spent years studying the art of horror movies, and has developed a unique approach to parenting.
By watching an absurd number of horror movies and somehow, inexplicably, absorbing their powers, Dr. Horrorific has managed to develop an array of superpowers.
You, too, can try this at home!
Raising Children as Zombies: The Next Best Thing Using Your Kids as Sacrificial Lambs for Your Own Therapy Session Teaching Your Children to Play Dice with the Devil Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Or, really, possible. Or, honestly, probably not.