It's Not My Fault: A Guide to Blaming the Remote

Congratulations! You've finally found the ultimate guide to deflecting responsibility for your remote control woes. This comprehensive resource will walk you through the art of pointing fingers at the most unlikely of objects: the remote control.

Step 1: Deny, deny, deny. Insist that the remote control is, in fact, possessed by a mischievous spirit or a family member with a grudge against you.

Step 2: Create a diversion. Distractions are key in this situation. Try to change the subject or start a conversation about anything else. This will give you an out to avoid direct confrontation.

Step 3: Blame the manufacturer. If all else fails, blame the remote control itself. Complain about its design, its buttons, its lack of ergonomic appeal.

And remember, it's not your fault. Repeat it to yourself, and you'll believe it. Find out how to use the remote as a stress reliever or learn to hack the remote for maximum blame-shifting.