Welcome to the most honest guide on parenting the internet. Here, we'll teach you how to tell your kids that the Easter Bunny is a real thing, and that the tooth fairy is actually a dental hygienist with a penchant for sparkles.
Tip 1: Lie to your kids about the importance of eating vegetables. They're actually the key to world peace. Tell them that broccoli is the answer to all life's questions.
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