Why Did We Sign Up for This?

It's a question that haunts parents everywhere. A query that echoes through the halls of time, a refrain that resounds in our collective consciousness.

We signed up for this, and now we're stuck with a tiny human who refuses to wear pants. Who insists on eating cereal for dinner, and who thinks that "no" is a suggestion.

But still, we ask ourselves, "Why did we sign up for this?"

We'll never tell you. Don't worry.

But if you're curious, you might want to check out our other resources:

• Child Rebellion 101: A Primer (Learn to love the tantrums)
• Parental Disapproval: A Survival Guide (Because, let's face it, you will disapprove of everything)