Because let's face it, being a parent is tough. And sometimes you just want to scream, throw things, or lock yourself in a closet until the tantrum passes.
But here's the thing: you're not a monster. You're just a human being with a slightly inflated sense of self-importance and a strong need for control.
That's why we've compiled this list of parenting tips, because let's be real, who needs actual parenting skills when you can just pretend like you're doing okay?
"I'm not a monster, I swear! It's just the kids, they're like little furry velociraptors or something. I'm just trying to survive the apocalypse over here."