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We know, we know, setting boundaries with your parents can be tough. But what if we told you there's a way to do it with style? Enter: setting bounds with bribes.
It's like the old saying goes: 'You can't pay for love, but you can pay for understanding.'
Bribes are like a special kind of currency. They're like love, but with a price tag.
Here's how it works: you do something nice for your parents, like mow the lawn or cook a meal. Then, you ask for something in return. Like, 'Hey Mom, if I mow the lawn, can you take me to the game?' It's like a trade, but with love.
But be careful, or you might find yourself in a world where you're constantly bribing your way through life. 'Hey, if I do the dishes, can I play video games?'
So, how much should you offer? That's up to you. But here's a rough guide:
And remember, kids: it's all about the principle of the thing. You're not just bribing your parents, you're building a relationship. (Or so we tell ourselves)