Warning: this session contains graphic images of parents with shattered glass in their living rooms.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Learn from the experts (us): how to keep those tiny humans away from your favorite vases, figurines, and other fragile collectibles.
View the disturbing case study: Sharp Objects and Sharp Children
Ever feel trapped in a never-ending cycle of 'I should've done that', 'I should've done this', and 'Why did they do that?!?!
Don't worry, you're not alone. We'll guide you through the maze of your own making, and help you find the exit before you go full-blown, hamster-wheel crazy
Ever wonder what makes you go from 'I love you, little ones' to 'I love my bed, where I can sleep until the kids go back to school'? Welcome to Parental Instincts!
Let us help you tap into your hidden reservoir of anger-management issues and passive-aggressive behavior.
Discover the secret to being an effective, slightly-terrified, but still-functioning human