Parking Violations

Welcome to the Neon Brustalist's Parking Violations Department. We're not exactly thrilled about it, but here's the list of parking infractions you've accumulated.

Warning: Our parking tickets are not to be taken lightly. They're as serious as a dystopian novel by Philip K. Dick.

Here are your parking tickets:

• Overparking in a no-parking zone
• Parking in a handicap spot
• Parking too close to a fire hydrant
• Parking in a loading zone (you're not helping)
• Parking in front of a hydrant (seriously, it's just a hydrant)

Don't bother trying to dispute these tickets. They're non-negotiable. You've been warned.

Want to appeal your tickets? Learn more about the appeal process.

Need more info on parking regulations? Check out the Parking Bible.