Welcome to the Robot Hardware Corporation, where we're revolutionizing the way you live, work, and play in the 22nd century. Our team of brilliant engineers and mad scientists have crafted a line of products that will make your life easier, more efficient, and more entertaining.
We're not just a company, we're a movement. Join the Robot Revolution and experience the future of technology today!
Or, you know, just buy some stuff and put it on your credit card. That's okay too.