Welcome to Parmaesan Tech 2.0, the most advanced, yet utterly impractical coding platform ever created!

We specialize in developing innovative solutions for the most complex problems in the most obtuse ways possible.

Our team consists of experts in:

• Parmaesan AI Division, where we develop AIs that can solve any problem, as long as it's completely irrelevant.
• Parmaesan Crypto Division, where we create encryption methods that are 100% unbreakable, yet 99% unuseful.
• Parmaesan Humor Division, where we write dad jokes so bad, they'll make you laugh, cry, and wonder why you bothered.

Stay tuned for our next breakthrough in completely unnecessary technology!

		
			// Parmaesan Tech 2.0 - The Future of Unrelevance
			// Version 1.0.1 - The "I'm Not Done Yet" Release