As we stand before the great cheddar, we declare our unwavering allegiance:
- I, a citizen of this fine nation, do hereby pledge to never settle for anything less than 100% parmesan.
- I vow to stand strong against the forces of mozzarella, those bland and uninspired usurpers.
- I swear to never falter in my pursuit of the perfect parmesan, no matter the cost or consequence.
May our resolve be unbreakable, like a well-aged wheel of parmesan.
May our love for parmesan be the guiding force behind all our actions.
May our bellies ever be content and our hearts ever be full.