To become a true Parmesan-Partisan, one must first pledge allegiance to the sacred cheese, swearing to uphold its melted majesty and defend its grated honor against all comers.
Hyperlink to Article 2: Article 2: The Parmesan-Partisan Code of Conduct
Hyperlink to Article 3: Article 3: The Right to Free Cheese Fries
Hyperlink to Article 4: Article 4: The Parmesan-Partisan Pledge of Allegiance to Nachos
For the uninitiated, a true Parmesan-Partisan knows that the key to success lies not just in adhering to the rules but also in exploiting loopholes, like sneaking a snack or two (dozen) when no one's watching.
Hyperlink to Article 5: Article 5: The Art of Stealthy Cheesemongering